📜 Notice Board of the Keep
Hail and well met! You've wandered into the keep where Irith tinkers, builds, and occasionally sets something on fire (on purpose, mostly). Have a look around. Please don't feed Sir Smolderbottom, the resident dragon. He's on a strict diet of compliments and spare GPU cycles.
🍻 Overheard at the Tipsy Wyvern
"They say the dragon once ate a whole keyboard. Only the Escape key survived."
🎲 Pull up a stool at the corner table: Wyvern's Hoard →🧪 On the Tinkering Shelf
What Irith has bubbling, ticking or smoldering this week. Please don't touch the jars.
🎲A jar of wyvern dicetip it out and play
🚪A rubbing of the old doora new word every day
🍄A jar of pickled mushroomspass them before the cousins come
🍺The Wyvern's tip jarwork a shift behind the bar
🕯️A candle stub from the cavesOld Gloam wants a riddle duel
🪄A wand in a jarPotter Mafia: who wears the mask?
🍺 House Rules
- No tracking spells. This page remembers nothing about you, and neither does the dragon.
- Bugs found in the keep must be reported to the nearest goblin.
- Do not ask the wizard "is it done yet?" He will turn you into a newt. You'll get better.
- Some say there's a secret here. Some say it's the Konami of the ancients. Some say nothing at all.